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The Dudikoffs / Undercover Monsters Split

by Alex Steele

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Wishing I had the answers But knowing I'm so screwed What can we do? What can we do? Never learned from my mistakes I don't have what it takes What can we do? What can we do? I cry alone in bed Wishing I was dead Feeling fake as fuck going out tonight Don't wanna see my friends Never hear the end Cause once again I know they were right Chew me up and spit me out We can't just start a new What can we do? What can we do? I cry alone in bed Wishing I was dead Feeling fake as fuck going out tonight Don't wanna see my friends Never hear the end Cause once again I know they were right
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Met you at some shitty show Hated every band that played Relationship games they all suck Called you up the next day Are you holding back or you all in? Are you holding back or you all in? I never waste my time Hit me up when you feel sad And got nothing better Hope you that I'm not mad You're the best that I can get Are you holding back or you all in? Are you holding back or you all in? I never waste my time Maybe I have too much love You have nothing for me When it comes to push and shove You just throw me off that cliff Are you holding back or you all in? Are you holding back or you all in? I never waste my time
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Don't go I need you here with me tonight I swear I heard something outside They're out there I hear them walking through the trees You laugh and say it's just a breeze Just trust me I've read some books I've watched TV Seen every single B-movie Prepared me for the things I'd see They're brain-eating zombies! Oh no They're right outside my door tonight Oh no There's no time to run and hide Oh no Don't be scared we've got to fight Oh no The undead Are hanging out in my front yard They wanna get in and bite my heart Let's do this I wasn't expecting company But I've dreamt of the day they'd come for me It's go time Party at my place don't be late Destroy the brain's the name of the game It's Zombierama and it's going insane Like brain-eating zombies!
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She's confused And feeling blue A little messed up she don't know what to do With her life It's so hard Nothing's ever lasts, we've all been there before Hey hey there baby Welcome to the big girl world She's pointing fingers All around Thumbs in the air hitchin' rides downtown Now dry your eyes And be strong Sack up little girl and keep moving on Hey hey there baby Welcome to the big girl world Are you afraid of the dark What the lights go down? Monsters under your bed creep silent Don't make a sound Clean your plate and eat your vegetables Grown up life is not so terrible Hey, hey there baby Hey, hey little baby Hey there, you fucking baby Welcome to the big girl world.
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A fight Tonight For life not bragging rights Some asshole's yelling sweep the leg and put him in a body bag They train In vain They must be insane To think they stand a chance against the Private First Class Because Dudikoff will kick their ass No questions asked so sit right back You won't believe your eyes As your heroes meet their demise Cuz Norris is a bitch and the fist under his chin yeah came courtesy of Dudikoff the American Ninja David Carradine was a sad Kung Fu master and he knew he couldn't hang unless he's swinging from a rafter Bruce Lee who? he's just a flashy paraplegic he'll be eating through a straw after a Dudikoff spin kick And he'll never do the splits as cute as Van Damme but he'll mop the fucking floor with him and Jackie Chan At the same time! Dudikoff!

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Six songs about social anxiety, fantasies, desperation, the undead, responsibility, being a bad ass.

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released February 24, 2013

Undercover Monsters are Ty, Jeff, Emily, and The David
The Dudikoffs are Alex, Danny, and Tom

*Tracks 1, 3, and 5 by undercover Monsters
*Tracks 2, 4, and 6 by The Dudikoffs

Recorded at The Brethren Studios
Produced / Engineered / Mixed / Mastered
by Jeff Ravsten

Courtesy of Super Homie Friends Records

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Alex Steele Riverside, California

Two minute songs about dumb things.

Alex - guitar/vocals
Danny - bass
Tom - drums

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