This one time my friend had a party at his place with all kinds of friends I don’t know. So many new faces I want to French kiss with, then I saw you standing there all alone teary-eyed, staring at your phone. You’re all alone tonight, boyfriend picked another fight, and you finally got the nerve to get up, pack up, say “Goodbye.” You still hear him laughing as you walked out that door, he says “I’m all you’ve got and you know you’ll be coming back for more.” You’re scared he might be right. I’ve got a genius plan to get you over him, we’re going to French until the sun comes up, have French toast, brush our teeth, then we’ll French kiss again. We’ll French kiss on the couch, then we’ll French kiss on the floor, going to French until you forget about him, or until our French kiss muscles are too sore…and you won’t forget this night! Remember when Danny saw and he got all jealous when he saw all the love in our eyes? We asked him to join us and that’s how it started: man on man on man action, Dudikoff burrito party time. Burrito party time, I’ll take some extra hot sauce on the side. Burrito party time, Tom got sour cream in my eye. Burrito party time, man on man on man.