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The Dudikoffs - Dudikoff

from The Dudikoffs / Undercover Monsters Split by Alex Steele

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A fight
Tonight
For life not bragging rights
Some asshole's yelling sweep the leg and put him in a body bag
They train
In vain
They must be insane
To think they stand a chance against the Private First Class

Because Dudikoff will kick their ass
No questions asked so sit right back
You won't believe your eyes
As your heroes meet their demise

Cuz Norris is a bitch and the fist under his chin yeah came courtesy of Dudikoff the American Ninja
David Carradine was a sad Kung Fu master and he knew he couldn't hang unless he's swinging from a rafter
Bruce Lee who? he's just a flashy paraplegic he'll be eating through a straw after a Dudikoff spin kick
And he'll never do the splits as cute as Van Damme but he'll mop the fucking floor with him and Jackie Chan
At the same time!

Dudikoff!

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from The Dudikoffs / Undercover Monsters Split, released February 24, 2013

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Alex Steele Riverside, California

Two minute songs about dumb things.

Alex - guitar/vocals
Danny - bass
Tom - drums

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